Credit Brauner/Gaertner
Original Band S/T
there is this girl this really graceful beauty
and her lover is of herculian stature
they try it in this “too small for two” car
so intervertebal discs have caused him troubles
all he can do in this situation
is to hoot hoot with the biggest toe
the fire-brigade is the desired rescue
and the doctor says: ”he will recover soon but”
if you want to make love don’t make it in this car
if you want to enloy love don’t make it in a mini car
there is this other girl and her misfortune
to have a case of death near climax
the night goes on it’s getting colder’n’colder
and she’s really worry ‘bout her part in this picture
she isn’t happy with her perspective
to have no chance to forget her dilemma
the early morning shift awaits a funny gift
and the doctor’s diagnose will be hypodermia so:
if you want to make love don’t make it in this car
if you want to enjoy love don’t make it in a mini car
