Credit: Brauner/Gaertner
Date: 2008
Type: Studio
Length: 17:54
welcome
you’re through to the wonderful world of M.O.H.
messages on hold and what’s it all about
now sit back relax and let me tell you
unfortunately all our lines are busy at the moment
so please hold the line and we’ll connect you as soon as we can
please do not hang up
the next free extension is reserved just for you
please be patient for one more moment
your call will be taken right away
you are more more than just a number
we appreciate your call and we appreciate your business
and someone will be with you in just a moment
we’ll do everything possible to handle your call and your needs
we will be right with you
please continue to hold for the next available consultant
they are eager to serve you and will be with you momentarilly
your request is very important to us
please give us a bit more time
a member of our dedicated team will take care of you shortly
sorry that we have placed you on hold
but you can find out more about us when you are connected soon
we are happy to answer any questions you may have
so please stay on the line
an assistant is just moments away
listen on and find out exactly what we can do for you
serving the needs of our clients has always been priority number one
thank you for your patience
someone will be with you as soon as possible
again thanks for calling
and we’ll be glad to give you more detailed information
as soon as we come on the line
please continue to hold
your patience is appreciated
we’ll look forward to assisting you
and we’ll be with you right away
would you like to chat with a live customer service representative
for yes please press key one
and for no please press key two
with life as busy as it is we know that you don’t have time
but please hold on your call is next
and we appreciate the opportunity to be offservice for you
but one of our professionals will be right with you
thanks for briefly holding
and remember we are not just here to serve your needs today
but will also be around tomorrow
so please stay on the line
sorry but it seems the whole world has phoned through today
which is why we’re having to place you on hold
but you are the next caller in the queue
so please hold on someone will be with you in just a moment
thank you for your patience
but at the moment we can not take your call
so please leave your message after the tone
thank you for calling
STAY ON THE LINE
we’re sorry but all our lines are currently busy
all customer advisers helping other clients
whatever time that you may call you can speak
to a real life person on our customer care line
so please stay on the line
hold on and stay on the line
don’t hang up stay on the line
hold on and stay on the line
and when this voice invites you into the virtual world
you don’t feel like a customer who is always right
and sometimes when their goal is your satisfaction
it’s just one more attempt to hold you on the line
but please stay on the line
hold on and stay on the line
don’t hang up stay on the line
hold on and stay on the line
I’m sorry you have to understand that my time is precious
I don’t call in just to hear the voice of a machine
telling again and again that you are just moments away
I’m still here on the other side of the line
so please please give me a sign
come on I’m still on the line
I hang up I run out of time
I’m sorry I don’t feel fine
and when the line goes silent that leaves me wondering
if I’m still connected or maybe they’ve cut me off
I’m feeling like hanging around in a dead and empty stage
but now I’m tired of waiting and now it’s time
to hang up !
